*Note to customers: Please do not eat the new vending machines. Contrary to popular belief, they are not made of solidified ketchup. Thank you.
WE here at bobspizza are not responsible for any damage caused to self or property for inceidents directly related to bobs pizza and/or random awesomeness.
We don't know why that squirrel sounded like a bird, and why its tail was 2 inches long.
So if you ever see it, do not fear. It can only jump 10 feet in the air.
FOR ALL WHO ARE SMART ENOUGH TO VISIT BOB'S PIZZA:
DON'T TRUST THE IRISH HORSES!!! OR GOOGLE BECAUSE THE IRISH HORSES CONTROL GOOGLE'S CEO!!! Well, maybe you can. The artificial intelligence I consulted just said "Google knows everything...." and the...umm...human intelligence said yes and no...so MAYBE YOU CAN TRUST GOOGLE, but not the Irish horses.
If you want to see the Randomosity of the day, check it's page. Im too lazy to change it on two pages, only one.
NEW ICE CREAM OF THE WEEK
DODO BIRD ICE CREAM: if you eat this, you'll turn into a smartical person, then rabid dogs and stupid explorers will attack you and make you go extinct. Sort of like the website.
SCROLL DOWN FOR NEWS THAT IS ONLY SLIGHTLY LEES INTERESTING THAN THIS AWESOME VIDEO!!
CARAMELLDANSEN FOREVS!!!
AHHH, BRIGHT COLORS, LARGE FONTS, COOL TYPEFACES....WHAT COULD BE BETTER?
EVERYONE WISH BOB A HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I want to put Bob's embarrassing picture on here, but Adobe Flashplayer 9 or something like that WON'T STINKIN' LET ME DO THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Visit Bob's profile page to see their picture.
You know what we say at Bob's Pizza?We aren't satisfied until you aren't satisfied.Bob's Pizza Poll of the month: Help Bob's Pizza reach 3,141 customers by Pi day 2010 (3-14-10) by telling your friends and leaving threads on the site! Join us if you're not a member!Mr. Schpoon says: MOOOOOO COW!

Bob's Pizza now has an E-mail Address,Bobspizza.wetpaint@gmail.com send us an email!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!